joke of the week ^^

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each
other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard
deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbours who
feared the man the most.

"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt
you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats
and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the
respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed
casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began
to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbours
approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned?
Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he
would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the
rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the jerk dig. I had him buried
upside down."

yozii...